Friday, September 2, 2011

Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to Twitter

Number 10:


You know people by their avatar and when they change it you say, “Oh look a new follower.”


Number 9:


Your family is well aware that anything they say can and will be used by you on twitter.


Number 8:


You’re at the mall and you find the most amazing pair of shoes, what’s the first thing out of your mouth? “I need to tweet this.”


Number 7:


You get your news from trending topics, and you rest assured that no one famous has died today, or else it would be trending.


Number 6:


You meet a cool new person and love their awesome bio but then you look at their numbers: Following 900 Followers 20 … you really should know better but you can’t help it … you judge them.


Number 5:


You’re moping around confused, and your family automatically knows, twitter must be down … it’s the fail whale’s fault.


Number 4:


Your family’s waiting to say grace while you’re taking a picture of your dinner plate … they know where that picture’s going.


Number 3:


You raise your arms and cheer in a loud voice, ”Woohoo!”  You notice your family staring and you explain yourself, “I just got retweeted … 5 times!”


Number 2:


Your F5 refresh button is faded, that’s right, worn out!


And the number 1 sign you’re addicted to Twitter is:



You have a Twitter fail whale 3D sculpture in your front yard. 


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