Number
10:
Your
mom picks you up from school. You open the car door and Caribbean Queen
is blasting on the radio.
Number
9:
Your
dog’s name is Boogaloo … after Breakin’ 2:
Electric Boogaloo.
Number
8:
You
look at your mom’s jeans with concern. “Mom, those aren’t skinny jeans.” She puts
a hand on her hip and smiles. “I know, they’re tapered.”
Number
7:
You’re
trying to get over a bad break-up and your mom tells you, “Give him a day or
two. Next thing you know, he’ll be outside your window, holding
up his boombox playing, In Your Eyes.”
Number
6:
You’re
mom picks up a Wii controller and says, “This game looks easy. It’s just like Frogger.”
Number
5:
You’re
at a wedding … sitting at a table with your mom. Your dad approaches, grabs
your mom’s hand, and says, “Nobody
puts baby in a corner.”
Number
4:
You’re
watching a crunk-dance on
youtube with your friends. Your dad comes in and says, “I can do that.” And he
starts doing the robot.
Number
3:
Your
mom volunteers to choreograph your sister’s dance recital and you find her
teaching the dance moves to Lucky
Star by Madonna.
Number
2:
Your
dad is ready to play basketball with your brother. Your brother refuses to go
because dad looks like Kurt
Rambis.
And
the number 1 sign your parents are stuck in the 80s is:
Your
mom’s workout clothes … leotard, headband, and legwarmers … in bright neon
colors.
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