Your total at BJ’s is over $400, and the cashier wants to know, “Why so many rolls of paper towels?”
You interrupt your phone conversations to turn your head and yell, “I’m on the phone!”
You say, “Five more minutes,” but you know it means one more hour.
Your toddler finds gum under a bench and you sigh in relief, at least it’s edible.
Your toddler drops food on the floor and you call the dog over.
You used to know a few Pokemon, now you can name each one … including their evolutions!
There’s no school on Monday but you already know because you received several notices.
Someone who means well says, “A Nintendo DS really isn’t that expensive,” and you smile and think, that’s because you’re only buying ONE!
One box of macaroni and cheese is just not enough.
And the number 1 sign you have more than one child is:
It used to take an hour to say goodnight, now it takes so much longer! “Goodnight, John Boy.”