Number 10:
Your total at BJ’s is over $400, and the cashier wants to know, “Why so many rolls of paper towels?”
Number 9:
You interrupt your phone conversations to turn your head and yell, “I’m on the phone!”
Number 8:
You say, “Five more minutes,” but you know it means one more hour.
Number 7:
Your toddler finds gum under a bench and you sigh in relief, at least it’s edible.
Number 6:
Your toddler drops food on the floor and you call the dog over.
Number 5:
You used to know a few Pokemon, now you can name each one … including their evolutions!
Number 4:
There’s no school on Monday but you already know because you received several notices.
Number 3:
Someone who means well says, “A Nintendo DS really isn’t that expensive,” and you smile and think, that’s because you’re only buying ONE!
Number 2:
One box of macaroni and cheese is just not enough.
And the number 1 sign you have more than one child is:
It used to take an hour to say goodnight, now it takes so much longer! “Goodnight, John Boy.”
