Number 10:
Your spouse refuses to get dressed and claims that the writing is better while wearing pajamas.
Number 9:
Your spouse gets upset because the cat has managed to change all the settings on the keyboard.
Number 8:
Your spouse takes notes while watching television because even a duel between the red-back spider and the bull ant can make a great action scene.
Number 7:
Your spouse stops you mid-conversation and says, “This is great dialogue.”
Number 6:
Your spouse has a bad day but doesn’t take it out on you, instead there are new characters to harass, torment, and kill.
Number 5:
You catch your spouse checking his/her Amazon page for the fifth time today.
Number 4:
You meet someone new … and as your spouse shakes her hand you hear, “What a beautiful name! That’s my protagonist’s name.”
Number 3:
You find your spouse crying because someone has just died and you know you have to ask if that person is real or imaginary.
Number 2:
You come home and see that she’s made dinner … you don’t know what it is, but it has a great title. – Robert Tufel (my husband)
And the number 1 sign you're married to an author is:
You find questionable items on the Google search history: "detonator, fertilizer, FBI protocol, properties of acid, violent chemical compounds" - Nicholas Denmon
